Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Saubhik o Kolkatar Mafia (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyacchi -- tritiyo kisti)

Ei goppota 97 saler .. sobe sobe madhyamik porikkha sesh hoyecche ... eke to oddiner porikkha sesh hobar pore kemon ekta fnaka fnaka bhab .. hothat kore jeno batasher ojon kome gecche ... tar opor boroder kajkommo dekhe akkel gurum ... ei kodin age obdi je keu hate pelei free gyan dicchilo ..."madhyamik dite choleccho ... jiboner prothom boarder porikkha .. shokto byapar .. er oporei bhobishyoter chabikathi ... ei porikkhata bhalo kore dite parlei sob rasta khule jabe .. gacche gacche phul .. sakhe sakhe pakhi" ... hyano tyano satsotero .. ar jei porikkhata sesh holo omni ki palti !.. kothai bolbe "aha eto shokto porikkha dili ekhon kodin furti kor" .. ta na .. borong ratarati madhyamikta ekta jali porikkha hoye gelo .. ota naki kicchuina ... ashol byapar holo HS ... shei muhurto theke toiyari shuru korte hobe .. noile bhoradubi ... madhyamik er bhalo kora lokera naki hs e dumdam makhai ... mul karon ei gacchara bhah .. phole ekebare military kaidai cholte hobe ... discipline and hardwork .. byang cchata aro koto ki ... keu ekjon to bolei dilen je madhyamikta naki ekta nirokkhorota durikoron matro !!! ... kirom ragta holo ar ki iba boli ..

Tobe amader toshkano shokto ... porikkhar ager kathagulo-o jemon kane ni ini  .. porergulokeo temoni onayash upekkha.. ar shei cchottobela theke keu mon diye gyan dile, ektuo na shune je tale tale "hne hne" bola practice korecchi ... sheto ajo kaje dicche ...

Prathomik ushkhushta kodinei kome gelo  ... amra sokale tash, dupure carrom, bikele cricket, sondhebelai gopper boi ar baki somoi nanan bnadramor routine e obhyosto hoye gelam ... bororao toddine hotash hoye gecche ... bhalo katha bollei jodi loke "ka tobo kanta" type mukh kore to kotoi ba bola jai .. tar opore amader patta pawao dher kaj ...

Sob miliye furtitei din katcchilo bola jai ... saubhik prai protidin i ashe .. or obishyi amader moto tash pashai utsaho nei .. tobe bhat hoi prochur ... amrao khanik duniyadarir khoborakhobor pai ...

Er majhe kono ekta din saubhik elona ... phone kore janalo je or ottonto bondhu ekti meye .. prai boner motoi (eta shei somoier katha jokhon sob meyei saubhik er boner moto.. rakhir din saubhiker jorir saj hoto .. suddhu chosma diye ter pawa jeto je o pandalpalano kartik thakur noi .. amader saubhik) ... hothat i mara gecche ... o new alipore e shei meyetir barite jacche ... khub i kharap byapar .. jiggesh korlam "hothat kibhabe ?" .. saubhik bollo .. "janina .. bolcche suicide" .. ei obdi i katha holo ...

Pordin saubhik byapartar ja biboron dilo ta ekebare romohorshok ... prothomei bollo ..  meyeti moteo suicide koreni .. oke khub thanda mathai, nrishongsho bhabe khun kora hoyecche ... khunta korecche meyetir baba .. r tar kicchu sagred .. ekhon gota byaparta dhamachapa dewar chesta cholcche ... in fact saubhik jodi shedin thik somoi-e giye na poucchoto taile onek kicchui lukiye fela hoto ... saubhik poucche jawai atotayider prothom porikolpona shob bheste gecche .. ekhon ki hobe ke jane (1) ..


Protibar i saubhik kicchu bolte ele bhabi je ar obak hobona .. kintu bhebe kochu hoi ... ebar o shob shunetune amra to ekebare hotobhombo ... khanikkhon to mukh diye tnu shobdoti berolona .. tarpor sombit ele bollam je "ektu kholsha na kore bolle kicchu je bujhte parcchina .. ke khun holo?.. kibhabe o keno? .. kei ba chapa dicche? .. ar tara jodi dicchei to saubhik oto sohojei dhore fello ki kore? ... pulish ki korcche?.. ektu sondeho niroshon kora hok" ... saubhik jothariti amader murkhami dekhe halka obak holo ... tarpor dhiresusthe ja bolle tar sar eirup ..

-- O meyetir hothat mara jabar khobor pai ek protibeshir kacch theke .. shei protibeshi i janan je meyeti atmohotya korecche .. ta shune saubhik khubi aschorjo hoi .. karon ei ghotonar ek rat agei meyeti oke phone korecchilo .. ebong oder kathabartar moddhe saubhik etotuku anch paini je meyeti eirom ekta chorom kando korte cholecche .. borong saubhik nissondeho je or erom kono icche-i cchilona (2) ... sob miliye prothom thekei saubhiker kemon ekta sondeho hoi ... byaparta sorejmin dekhte o new alipore gecchilo ...

-- Prothom je jinishta or chokhe pore ta holo je meyeti je orna ta diye (supposedly) golai dori diyecche sheita or ornai noi .. borong saubhik nissondeho je ornata meyetir baba r (je oboshyoi ekjon namjada mafia) ekjon mohila sagred er .. aschorjobhabe shei mohilao tokhon oi barite uposthit  ... ekhon shoja banglai keu jodi atmohotya kortei chai .. sheki nijer almari bhorti orna fele onyer orna dhar niye golai dori debe? .. phole .. (eikhane keu keu bokar moto proshno korte pare je oi meyetir sathe saubhiker ghonisthota cchilo nissondeho .. boner moto sheto agei bolecchi .. kintu tai bole meyetir somosto ornar punkhanupunkho biboron saubhiker kacche chhilo ? jar theke ek nojorei o bujhe nite pare je ornati meyetir nijer noi .. borong shei sagreder ... tader uddeshye abar boli ekhane amra saubhiker katha bolcchi .. saubhik .. eta jodi ekantoi mogoje na dhokate paren taile ontoto mukhta bondho rakhun ...)

-- Poroborti podokkhepe saubhik jhulonto mritodehoti porikkha kore dekhe ... sekhaneo golmal ... keu ottonto nisthur bhabe meyetir dui hater sobkota nokh upre niyecche (3) ... bolai bahulyo je myetir nijer pokkhe eta kora sombhob noi .. kintu kono ekta karone pulish ei marattok byaparta dekheo dekhcchena ...

-- Seshe saubhik bollo je o ashol post mortem report tao dekhecche .. tate porishkar lekha royecche je eta atmohotya noi .. borong porikolpito khun .. gola tipe ... tobe shei reportta ekhon pulish chepe dite chaicche .. phole ar keu sheta dekhte pabe kina bola jacchena ..  (abar sondihan byaktira proshno korten paren je eto taratari post mortem holo ki kore? ... ar holoi jodi ba taile saubhik dehota jhulonto obosthai ki korei ba dekhlo? .. ar je report ta pulish chepe jabei thik korecche .. emnio ja bodhoi court e cchara onyo kothao dekhano r niyom nei sheta saubhik er hatei ba ki kore elo? .. tader amar r kicchu bolar nei ... keu keu je kicchutei shikhte chaina tato ajonmo i dekhe ascchi .. khali eibar shudhu saubhik noi apnara kolkata pulishkeo sondeho korcchen .. phol bhalo nao hote pare .. eituku sabhdan kore dilam ..)

Saubhiker jukti je okatyo sheto na shuneo jantam .. shune aro khanik aswosto holam r ki ... jiggesh korlam "je eibar ki korbi? .. pulish jodi byaparta chepei dite chai .. taile ki tor kicchu korar acche? .. ar ja goppo shuncchi ... tate oi lokjonder to niriho kichu bole mone hocchena" .. saubhik bollo ..  "hmm .. dekhi .. kicchu na korle to mon theke mene nite parbona ... tobe protipokkho shoktishali ar probhabshali dui i ... phole sabdhane kaj korte hobe" ...

Erpore dudiner jonye saubhik abar bepatta ... amra onek jolpona-kolpona koreo byapartar agamatha kicchui bisesh dhorte parlamna ... tobe bishoita gurutoro .. phole amra je aro kicchu ghotona asha korte pari sheita sposhto bujhechilam ...

Ghotonar biboron pelam tritiyodin bikele ... saubhik elo ... bna hate ekta bandage .. kobji theke konui obdi dhaka ... bollo .. "ektur jonye bneche giyecchi ... aj ekta onortho ghottei parto" ... amra jothariti chup ...

Saubhik shuru korlo ... "sokal tokhon 11 ta hobe .. ami gecchi bank of barodai ... baba taka tule ante bolecchilo ... dhuke sobe counterer dike jabo  .. hothat dekhi shei dujon bank e dhukcche .. hate ekta boroshoro bag"..

amra : "kon dujon? kiser bag?"

saubhik : "are meyetar babar shei dujon sagred .. ekta shondamoto purush .. arekjon shei mohila jar ornata .. .. bagta kisher janina .. takar hole ote onek taka cchilo .. kimba hoito onyo kicchu" ...

Khanik theme saubhik abar bolte shuru korlo ... "ek jholok dekhei thik korlam je byaparta khotiye dehte hoi ... taka ar tola holona ... ektu aral hoye oder opor nojor rakhlam .. amai dekhte na pai jate .. opekkha korlam .. kokhon beroi .. prai minute kuri dhore kishob korlo ... besh sondehojonok bhabgotik .. theke thekei edik odik takacche ... ekbar mone holo je amai dekhe fello na to ? tarpor bhablam na, kheyal korar to katha noi .. new aliporer barite amai dekhleo mone rakhar moto kicchu to hoini ... jai hok .. jokhon berolo amio pichhon picchon berolam ... ora khanikdure park kora ekta nil ronger maruti van e uthlo ... ami ki kori ki kori bhabcchi .. pashe dekhlam ekta khali taxi jacche .. ki mathai elo ke jane .. torak kore uthe porlam .. bollam samner ei nil garita ke follow koro ..."

Totokkhone amader ga gham e chyatchyate .. gola shukiye kath .. hnatute mridu thokthok shobdo hocche ..

Saubhik bolte thaklo ... "rastai temon bhir cchilona .. tai follow korte bisesh osubidhe holona ... taxiola ekbar jiggesh korlo ki byapar ... ami bollam she pore hobe apatoto ja bolchhi koro ... ar katha baralona ... samner garita ekbalpur diye khidirpurer rasta dhorlo .. amrao ... tarpor khidirpur bridger kacchakacchi poucche dekhi garita hothat hawa .. samne fnaka rasta .. kintu marutitar kono hodish nei .. ekebare miliye gecche! ... taxiola ke bollam dhare ekbar dnar korao to .."

"Mone mone bhabcchi je kothai gelo? speed bariye je beriye jabe ta sombhob noi .. samne sidhe rasta .. onekdur obdi sposhto dekha jacche ... ekhane kono golighnuji ba bario nei jei sekhane dnarabe .. gelo ta koi? .. .. bhabte bhabte taxi theke neme porlam ... nemei hothat mathai elo accha .. oi je bridger prokando khambagulo dekha jacche .. okhane dnariye nei to ..  duto thamer moddhe jothesto jaiga ache gari dnaranor moto.. rasta theke sohoje chokheo porbena ... jekonorokom  gopon karbarer jonye adorsho" ..

"Fire giye taxiolatake bollam 5-10 min opekkha koro .. ami abar behala firbo .. she ki bhablo ke jane tobe apotti korlona .. ami bridger ga dhore hnata lagalam ..."

"Khanikta giyei dekhi ja bhebechhi tai .. marutita duto thamer majhkhane chupchap dnariye ..  dur theke ar kauke dekha gelo na ... bhablam ora nischoi kacchakacchi kothao acche .. paye paye garitar dike egolam ... nah! kotthao keu nei ... kemon ekta sondeho holo ..  kacche giye janla diye dekhar chesta korcchi bhitore ki acche .. hothat pichhon e payer shobdo ... ter pelam fnade porecchi .. ora amai agei lokkhyo korecchilo .. hoi bank e noi taxite... ont pete boshechhilo kokhon kacchakacchi asbo .. "

"Mukh ghorate dekhlam shei shonda lokta prai douriye amar dike ascche ... bhablam mathar thik rakhte hobe .. ghabrale cholbena ... lokta kacche eshe kora golai jiggesh korlo ekhane ki korccho? ...  ami ki bolbo bhabbar agei dekhlam hothat loktar hate ki ekta chomkalo ... kicchu bojhar agei dekhlam ekta foot khanek lomba steeler phola .. konakuni neme ascche ... marta atkabar jonye hatta unchu korlam .. mone holo ekta aguner holka laglo hate .. chosmar knache lal cchite ... pranpone dourote shuru korlam .. kondike dourocchi kheyal korini .. lokta picchone ascche kina tao thaor korini prothome ... khanik bade dekhlam samne taxita .."

"Mone holo loktao khanik durei .. chhuri hate tere ascche .. konokrome taxite uthe bollam joldi cholo .. behala ..."

"Taxi ccharte dekhlam lokta hurmuriye garir dike fire jacche .. hoito follow korbar plan .. kintu taxi tokhon khali rastai hu hu kore cholte shuru korecche ... jokhon bujhlam ar dhorar asha nei, ar buk dhorphoranitao ektu komecche tokhon nijer dike takiye dekhi kelenkari .. hate prai 6 inchi lomba gobhir katar dag ... koto je rokto porecche tar iyotta nei .. taxir mejhete chap chap lal-kalo dag ... tokhono jothesto rokto berocche .. taxi ta niye soja chole gelam balanonondo hospital ... hate gota ashtek stitch porlo ... tarpor bari .. khanik obhiggota holo bote " .. sesh kore saubhik ekbar bandage bnadha hater dike takalo .. bujhlam hattai ashol sakkhi ... 

Amader tokhon ki obostha sheta bishod bole ar somoi noshto korbona .. shudhu eituku boli ami jibone chor-dakat-pocketmar-khuni kicchu dekhini .. chhuri-chhora dekhecchi hoi rannaghore noile victoria memorial e .. bakita sohojei onumeyo ...

Ektu dhatostho hote saubhikke jiggesh korlam .. "Byaparta kemon ekta thekcchena? jader katha bolcchis tara to jothesto ghagu criminal mone hoi .. hothat etota risk keno nilo? ... diner aloi ... ashepashe lokjon ba pulish thakte parto" .. saubhik khanik muchki heshe bollo .. "pulish ke ki ora bhoi pai !? oder sathe shnat acche ... bhoi jake pai take bage peyecche bhebei eto barabari ... amar mone hoi oi bagtai kore ora guruttopurno kono evidence niye jacchilo .. bodhoi plan cchilo aj lopat kore felbe ... aj-i amar chokhe pore jawai bujhecche je ami oder sondeho kori .. dekhtei pacchis lokgulo desperate ... nijeder bnachanor jonye  ja khushi korte pare" ...

Jiggesh korlam "eibar tobe ki korbi ? pulishe jananor katha bhabcchis?" .. saubhik abar khanik heshe bollo "hai re bangali .. ekhono pulish .. toder ki kokhonoi akkel hobena? ... jak toder oto matha ghamanor dorkar nei .. ami samle nebo ...  hut kore kicchu korte chaina .. sob dik bhebe egote hobe .. tora ektai kaj koris .. ar kauke .. biseshoto amar barir lokke eishob katha bolisna ... khub chintai pore jabe" ...

Sheto amra bhaloi jani .. emniteo kono barir lok kei amra kicchuti bolina .. eishob to noi i .. tobu jiggesh korlam . "hate je bandage .. barite ki bolli?" .. saubhik bollo ... "ki abar ... bollam football khelte giye pore gecchi .. ektu anchor legecche .. byas" .. (ei holo saubhik .. bari theke berolo bank theke taka tulte...  ghonta dui pore firlo football khele hat tat kete .. taka tola maya .. ar keu hole tokhoni nanan katha shunte hoto .. kintu saubhik ke je sadharoner hisebe fela jaina .... ta or barir lok dher janen) .. .

Erpor gopper boi er bhashai jake bole ghotonasrot drutobege bohia cholilo .. pordin saubhik janalo je byapar bhalo thekcchena .. oi shonda moto loktake naki o barir ashepashe ghoraghuri korte dekhecche ... lokta jodio saubhik ke dekhte paini .. tobu ... o ki kore saubhiker barir hodish pelo? ... chai i ba ki? .. ei prothombar dekhlam saubhik khanik bhabnai porecche  ...

Tar pordin aro mushkil .. dushkrititra naki saubhiker barite phone korecchilo ... bhagyokrome saubhik i phoneta dhore .. dhorei bujhte pare je ke phone korecche ... buddhi kore golata ektu bhari kore niyechilo .. opasher lok oke kaku (mane saubhiker baba) bole bhul kore .. ebong sohoj bhashai shashai .. "chheleke sabdhan korun .. khub barabari korcche ... ekhono samlale thik acche .. noile samne bipod .. or r apnader sokoler" ... bolei phone cut ...

Saubhik ke dekhe sotti i chintito mone holo ... bollo .. "lokgulo dangerous .. ami nijer jonye bhabina ...amai kissu korte parbena .. kintu barir thikana jane .. phone number jane ... baba ma dada .. ora to kicchui janena .. oder shudhushudhu bipode fela thik hocchena" ... amrao puropuri sohomot ..  kintu upai ki ? ... ami abar ekbar "pu" obdi boltei saubhik amar dike emon ekta bhoyanok drishti dilo je "lish" ta petei theke gelo .. subhadeep o gotik dekhe chup .. khanik bade saubhik bollo .. "nah ..  kodiner jonye ga dhaka debo bhabcchi ... kolkatar baire ... bajar thanda hole abar firbo" ...

Eita shune amra jarpornai dome gelam .. emon ekta adventure shuru hoyecchilo .. ekhon saubhik jodi pattari gotai taile ki ar kicchuti jante parbo ? ... tacchara amra nissondeho je gundagulo jotoi marattok hok saubhiker ba or barir loker kicchu korar moto khomota al kapone ki virappaner o nei .. je chnora gotobocchor du-dubar kendrer sorkar fele diyecche tar kacche kota mafia ... dhush .. kishe ar kishe ...

Tacchara saubhik puro todonto na kore kete porbe .. etao kemon ekta.. manai na .. amra onek kore nirosto korar chesta korlam ... faltu juktio dilam kota .. "tui ekhane thakle tobu chena lokjon ... kintu paliye jekhane jabi .. sekhane eka .. beshi bipojjonok noi ki ?" kimba "tui kacche thakle ekta katha .. kintu tui baire thakle tor barir loker safety ki barbe" .. ityadi ityadi ...

Kintu saubhik totokkhone monosthir kore felechhe .. ogyatobash i pontha ... ami sesh chesta korlam  "oi khunider ki hobe? tar ki emni i par peye jabe?" ... saubhik amar dike koruna ar slesh mishiye ekta mishti hashi dilo .. jeno "otoi jodi dorod to nije kicchu korleo to paro ... baje bar na khaiye" .. tarpor chowal duto shokto kore bollo .. "she niye tora noi nai bhabli ... ota amar byapar .. amar opor cchere de" (4) ... bujhlam atotayider bhobishyot rourob ki kumbhipak  .. eo bujhlam je baki goppota amader ar jana holona ... ki r kora ... emoni i jibon !...   

Porer dudin saubhik bepatta ... or bari gelam .. kakima bollen .. "saubhik to kal pishir bari gelo .. chittaranjan ... tora janishna ? .. pishima onekdin dhore bolcchilen .. ekhon to toder kono kaj nei .. mosto cchuti" ... amra halka "hne hne" korlam .. pachhe befnash kichhu bole feli .. mone mone bhabcchi .. "edike je ki marattok byapar shyapar ta jodi janten"  ... jai hok .. ar kicchu korar roilona .. fire elam ..

Din satek pore sauhik jokhon firlo tokhon mafia proshonge tnu shobdoti nei ... borong chittaranjane giye rajhdhani express er engine chaliyecche tar i bornona ... sathe jontrosobhyotar sonkhipto itihash .. amra je timire .. ajo shei  (5)...

Seshbelai duti jinish nehat sotyer khatire janate hoi .. jodio sonedhobatikera bhul i bujhben .. tobuo ..

-- Saubhik chittaranjan theke firle or hate bandage cchilona .. tin charte shukno katar .. chhurir khoto bole monei hoina .. borong gola lokera oke rastai acchar khawar chinho bole bhul korbe ..

-- Samrat bole amader arek priyo bondhu janiyecchilo je balanondo hospital e stitch kora jaina .. karon okhane kono emergency section nei .. etar ki mane ami konodin i janina .. tobu bolecchilo bole likhe dilam ... 

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Punoscho A : Eibar kolkatai onekdin por saubhiker sathe dekha holo ... dibbi acche ... ekdin bole ekta khoborer kagojer editor ... bharat je bishwocup jitlo tar protita guruttopurno khela saubhik i cover korecche .. sobai dhoni dhoni korcche bote .. kintu bharatborshee somosto bhalo bhalo byaparer picchone kar hat sheta jara jane tarai jane ... ar janlen ei blog poriyera ..

Punoscho B : Ekta cchobi jure dilam .. statistics bolcche chhobiola blog er dorshok beshi ...  lekhar sathe chhobir somporko sugobhir ... tai bojhar chesta nirorthok .. tobe eta je art ta ekbakye mene nin .. sondeho thakle cchobitale jekono angle e ghuriye dekhun ... tailei mormo bujhben ...

Hori he ... tumi i sotyo


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(1) Onekei bhabchhen je ekta baccha meye mara gecche .. sombhoboto khun .. erom ekta bicchiri byapar niye eibhabe likhcchi ... kono sensitivity nei .. likhte giye amaro mone holo .. ei byapare duti katha ... sohanubhuti bodhoi konodin i  amader bhoyanok strong point cchilona .. dwityoto saubhik er biboroner moddhe emon ekta kicchu cchilo jar theke amra byapartake ekta goenda golper moto shunecchilam .. uttejok diktai mone esecchilo tragic dikta noi .. sutorang ..

(2) Eta sorbojonbidito je jar mone jotoi kut pnyach ghuruk saubhiker kacche ta dhora porbei .. bisheshoto meyeder moner byapar shyapar to or nokhodorpone ...

(3) Ei jaigatai oboshyo amar moto bebak harami o chap kheye gecchilo .. ek biplobider opor otyacharer ghinghine bornona cchara eshob ami kokhono shunini ...

(4) Ekhon bolle keu biswash korbena .. kintu ami holof kore bolte pari je eita bolar somoi saubhiker mathar picchone halka jyoti dekhecchilam .. ar kane bajcchilo "yada yada hi" (mohabharat .. b. r. chopra)

(5) Sadhak ki sadhe bolechhen "ke tomare jante pare .. tumi na janale" .. konodin jodi saubhik nijomukhe byakto kore tobei bakita jana sombhob .. tobe she asha durosto ..

9 comments:

bchatter said...

poila baishakh special !! bhodrolek'ka ekta frnd request pathiyechilam facebook'e, accept kore ni dekhchi. hoyto amakeo sondeho kore.

Gabloo said...

@baddy .. sondeho hoito korena ... kintu saubhik nitantoi byasto manush ..tar opor roj nischoi hajar hajar friend request pai ... tai ki hobe bola mushkil ...

subho noboborsho .. jilipi kheli ?

Pandora's Box said...

@bchatter: Gablu janey, ami bishesh sondehobatik noi...or juktitai thik, anek friend request er agey grohon korey nijer biRombona baRiyechhi...ebar pathaben, accept korey nebo...apnar nam-ti ki?

Priya said...

osadharon lekhar kayda. saubhik ke chini bolei bodhoy lekha ta pore hnaste hnaste pete khil dhore gelo.

Gabloo said...

@saubhik .. bchatter ta baddy .. amar biyer din tora onek bhat diyecchis .. joddur sombhob tui baddy r pravin ke joel garner er bwoling action niye kichhu funda diyecchili ja o ajo aorai ..

Gabloo said...

@priya ... ottonto dhonyobad :) ...

ekta altopka proshno mathai elo .. rag korona (korbenna) .. tumi (apni) ki ghoti ? emni i jiggesh korlam .. kono durobhisondhi nei .. uttor dewa na dewa tomar (apnar) ichhe ...

Rajarshi said...

duranta lekha...bohudin por ato bhalo sense of humour pelam bangla lekhay....r haan, abashyai kendriya charitra ti chena bole aro bhalo hridayangam kora gache...

Arunava Patra said...

Cobra..Cobra...Mar chobol..aro..Mar...

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